shortformblog:

hman:

“The company hopes the topping and dip, called Hidden Valley for Everything, will be “as ubiquitous as ketchup on restaurant tables and in consumers’ kitchens,” says Mr. Balousek…

About 15% of ranch dressing is used on foods other than salad and vegetables, says Hidden Valley. The most popular are chicken, potatoes (including french fries), sandwiches, chips, and pizza, according to NPD…”

“The New Ketchup”

Everyone knows that “the new ketchup” is actually Sriracha and hummus mixed together.

leasthelpful:

I’m confused too!! How you turned on a computer!!!!

If I only there were some way to rate this movie 2 stars.  I guess I’ll have to just give it 1.

Looking through my email history I applied for the position they’re talking about some time in October of 2010.  I got this email today.  I wonder if they think I was still hoping I would get the job.

I’m not sure how to feel about this.  I like to imagine that this cake was ordered from a store over the phone.

shortformblog:

In which, in a column for Mediaite, Philip Bump discovers that the real reason the box-office is down is because the movies suck way more this year than they did last year, with the exception of one: “The Help.” However, Bump noticed an interesting trend: “2011′s top movies were worse and movies on the whole took in less money. But the worse the top movie, the more theaters earned. In other words, we have no one to blame but ourselves,” he wrote. “Oh, and movie studios. We can also blame them.”

whitewhine:

Yeah, saying “Merry Christmas” is really jamming that holiday down people’s throats. 

Holiday Hater entry

WhiteWhine leading the fight against the War on Christmas